People Parts

A couple weeks ago, Brian and Titus went to pick up a pizza from Dominos. While they were waiting they went for a short walk and Titus asked what a particular building was. Brian told him it was Zimmer. Titus asked what Zimmer did. Brian told him they made people parts for when people got broken. So started the theory that when a person gets hurt, they go get a people part from Zimmer or Biomet (Titus favors Zimmer, little does he realize that he should favor Biomet as that is who Brian works for). After getting the people part you take it to the hospital so the doctors can put the people part in the broken person. Somewhere in his telling of the story, Titus usually has the hurt person or the people part on a helicopter. Here's how the story went tonight:

I was attempting to finish making dinner and clean up the kitchen while carrying Isabele. Titus was sitting on the counter. Isabele managed to pick up the butcher knife (please don't tell CPS :-) ). I told Isabele she couldn't have the knife and took it away from her. Titus asked, "What happens if Isabele has the knife." I replied, "She will get hurt and bleed." Titus then explained to me, "Oh, if Isabele gets hurt and bleeds then we will put her in the biplane and go to Zimmer and get a people part and go to, um (complete with rolling of eyes at this point) Biomet, no, the hospital and get the people part put in." I asked him, "In the biplane, huh?" He said, "Yup, the biplane."